The Guy List - 40 Unwritten Rules To Live By Part II
First batch - No 21 - 40
21. YOU WILL NEVER BECOME A ROCK STAR!!
22. As you go through life, you will discover that more and more of the subjects you studied in college are useless, with the exception of abnormal psychology.
23. Never make any sort of generalisation concerning gender, even if it's so true God himself would back you up.
24. Telling a person in management, "I'm a bit of a philosopher," means you're a total loser.
25. When running in the park on a hot day, do not take off your shirt if you are really hairy.
26. Never hesitate to admit the error of your ways, when under oath in the court of law.
27. Always wear freshly laundered or pressed clothing to work. Even one wrinkle will have certain coworkers creating - and perhaps sharing - scenarios of debauchery or financial distress.
28. Do not say hi to a perfect stranger in any town with a population over 2,000.
29. Always imply, in every possible way, that the person you're talking to is smarter, better-looking, slimmer and more successful than they really are.
30. When choosing a bottle of wine to bring to a dinner party, spend between 20-30 dollars. That's for a bottle (okay.. not relevant!)
31.Do not come on to the new female pastor unless she winks at you during the sermon (okay.. takde kena mengena!)
32. An ounce of appearance is worth a pound of substance.
33. The way a woman looks, acts, and talks says nothing about how good she is in bed (he he he..!)
34. It is okay to admit in conversation that your accountant used his imagination to save you $500 in taxes, but never admit you saved five bucks by refilling the bottle in the minibar with water.
35. Never get into a pissing match via email. If he forwards, you lose.
36. Never suggest to another person at the gym that he's not working hard enough to accomplish anything.
37. People who live in glass houses are idiots.
38. Going insane while watching a great football game is a sign of mental health (especially in this World Cup season!)
39. When a man meets another man, bonding begins when they both say things that they hope no one else hears.
40. The person who sincerely says to you, "I want to get to know you better," is a person who you don't want to know at all.
22. As you go through life, you will discover that more and more of the subjects you studied in college are useless, with the exception of abnormal psychology.
23. Never make any sort of generalisation concerning gender, even if it's so true God himself would back you up.
24. Telling a person in management, "I'm a bit of a philosopher," means you're a total loser.
25. When running in the park on a hot day, do not take off your shirt if you are really hairy.
26. Never hesitate to admit the error of your ways, when under oath in the court of law.
27. Always wear freshly laundered or pressed clothing to work. Even one wrinkle will have certain coworkers creating - and perhaps sharing - scenarios of debauchery or financial distress.
28. Do not say hi to a perfect stranger in any town with a population over 2,000.
29. Always imply, in every possible way, that the person you're talking to is smarter, better-looking, slimmer and more successful than they really are.
30. When choosing a bottle of wine to bring to a dinner party, spend between 20-30 dollars. That's for a bottle (okay.. not relevant!)
31.Do not come on to the new female pastor unless she winks at you during the sermon (okay.. takde kena mengena!)
32. An ounce of appearance is worth a pound of substance.
33. The way a woman looks, acts, and talks says nothing about how good she is in bed (he he he..!)
34. It is okay to admit in conversation that your accountant used his imagination to save you $500 in taxes, but never admit you saved five bucks by refilling the bottle in the minibar with water.
35. Never get into a pissing match via email. If he forwards, you lose.
36. Never suggest to another person at the gym that he's not working hard enough to accomplish anything.
37. People who live in glass houses are idiots.
38. Going insane while watching a great football game is a sign of mental health (especially in this World Cup season!)
39. When a man meets another man, bonding begins when they both say things that they hope no one else hears.
40. The person who sincerely says to you, "I want to get to know you better," is a person who you don't want to know at all.
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